01.03.06 "You think because you don't menstruate you don't have original sin?"

NP: "Everything Reminds Me" – Le Chevre.
NP: "Come On Train" – Don Thomas.
NP: "Traffic" – Chad VanGaalen.
NP: "L.A. Tool & Die" – Spouse.
NP: "Joker" – Spouse.
NP: "Mr. Mudd and Mr. Gold" – Townes Van Zandt.
NP: "(They Long To Be) Close To You" – Isaac Hayes.
NR: I guess I'm about to start "The Baphomet" by Pierre Klossowski. Finally finished "Baudolino" by Umberto Eco, and the new New Yorker didn't arrive today for some reason.



Quote from the other night:

C: "I'm going to burn in hell."
K: "I'll be right there next you."
C: "If you're right there next to me, I'll KNOW I'm in hell."

I think I'm the funniest person I know. That's true. I mean... It's true that I think that, and it's TRUE.

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Played a 5 hour session of 1-2 No Limit at BBBB last night. It was a long downhill slide followed by a couple of large (and occasionally stupid) hands, and ended it with me cashing out up $200 (was down $750 at one point) and considering the night a success.

Five hands in particular got me all my money. The losses were never big, I never really misplayed anything or got any bad beats. I had KQ top two pair get rivered by a flush, and I paid the guy off, but it was only $73 into a $225 pot, and I misplayed an AK in early position and paid off a straight on the river when I should have popped the flop or the turn and taken the hand down.

But here's a quick rundown of the last two hours:

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HAND #1
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I limp with 97offsuit. Someone on the button raises to $15. It comes back to me with 3 callers, I decide to call for the hell of it. The flop comes:

Check, check, check, button bets $30. One guy folds, next guy calls, I call. The turn:

Check, check, button bets $65. Next guy hesitates for a good long while. Eventually calls. He's an aggressive player. I don't know what to think. I think he's on the flush draw. I call. The river:

First guy checks. I check. The button thinks about it for a while and checks. Turns over 64spades. Next guy turns over J5spades. I turn over a pair of sevens and take down the $340 pot.

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HAND #2
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I'm in the big blind with 10Jdiamonds. Under The Gun raises to $25, and gets 3 callers. I'm last to act, and I call the $25. $125 in the pot. The flop:

I come out betting $50. The raiser calls. Next guy raises to $150, other two players fold. I call. Original raiser folds. We can all tell he has an overpair (he later says he has Aces. I believe him.). The turn:

I check. Other guy goes all-in for $173. I call. The river:

He turns over K7diamonds... King High. He was open-ended and missed, but didn't have a pair. I turn over a pair of 10s and take down the huge pot. Guy with Aces goes a little crazy, but we all assure him he made the right laydown. I'm glad he made it.

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HAND #3
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I get AA in early position. I raise to $17, get 4 callers, three behind me and one of the blinds. The flop.

Not the scariest flop, but on this table somebody could have called a raise with A2 or 66. I bet $80. First guy folds, next guy (the same raiser as in the previous hand, and a notoriously loose aggressive player) raises to $180. Other two guys fold. I call. I seriously consider folding right there, but I decide to see one more card. The turn:

I check. I basically surrender the hand to Glen. He checks. I begin to think he doesn't have the 2, but I'm still scared. The river:

I figure I'm winning, but I still check. He checks, and turns over 69diamonds. He says "I put you on AK". My AA holds.

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HAND #4
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The most nerveracking hand of the night. I get JJ on the button. There's one limper on the straddle, then Jay raises to $22. It folds to me. I raise to $65. Jay calls. Heads up to the flop:

He checks. I think I'm ahead. I bet $75. A bit of an underbet, but I'm a little scared. He has $2000 in front of him, I have $1100. We are the two biggest stacks on the table. He calls. The turn:

He checks. I don't know what to think of his call on the flop. I know I have to bet and not give him a free card, but if I bet the pot, he could put me all-in and I'd have to fold. So I decide to bet $125. A more proper bet would have been about $200 or $225. He hesitates but calls. I really think he has QQ now. The river:

He checks. I check. I just couldn't bet again. Everybody looks at me like I'm a pussy, but... I really convinced myself that he was going to make a crying call with the best hand. He says he had AKhearts, and it would make sense, although I think he's a really aggressive player and would have raised me on the flop. But he says that since I was another big stack, he didn't want to risk me putting him all-in.

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HAND #5
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Definitely the stupidest hand of the night. I limp on the button with 23offsuit. One of the blinds raises to $17. I call, for no real logical reason. 4 players; the flop comes:

Now... I'm pretty damn positive I'm really very far ahead. First guy bets $35, next guy calls. Next guy folds. I raise to $150. I'm hoping to take it down right there. Original raiser / bettor thinks about it for a while and calls. Next guy says "send me home" and goes all-in for $170 total. I call, other guy calls. We kinda make eye contact with one another and give each other the "check it down" nod / gesture. The turn:

He checks, I check. The river:

He checks, I check. I say "two pair", they both say it's good, and I turn over the 23 and everybody looks at me like I'm insane. It's a feeling I get used to when I sit at the table long enough.

The first guy had A9. The all-in guy had 45. If I had known what they had both had, I wouldn't have been as scared. But I was just happy with taking down a $400 profit hand if i win, and only losing $170 if I lost. I should have put A9 all-in on the turn, but I doubt if he would have called anyway. I just looked up the odds:

on the flop:
23 - 57%
A9 - 17%
45 - 26%

turn
23 - 71%
A9 - 12%
45 - 17%

heads up on turn it's
23 - 82%
A9 - 18%

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I play out the half hour and cash out up $200 relieved.



12.29.05 only prime numbers are funny

NP: "Wipe Me I'm Lucky" – The Clean.
NP: "Wishbone" – Architecture In Helsinki.
NP: "Everyday Feels Like" – Of Montreal.
NP: "Tips For Teens" – Sparks.
NP: "They Removed All Traces That Anything Had Ever Happened Here" – Hood.
NP: "Take It Easy" – The Eagles.
NP: "Hungry Freaks, Daddy" – Frank Zappa.
NR: The New Yorker. One more page and I'm completely caught up!



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just listening to music and reading and not thinking about too much.



12.21.05 Dumb as a post

NP: "Among Friends" – Sarianna. Making myself listen to lots of new music today. Downloaded tons of stuff from random blogs, myspace, whatever. Here's some of the stuff that really stuck out. I don't know anything at all about this woman, but I like the songs. A debt to Aimee Mann and The Magnetic Fields, but she knows how to turn a phrase.
NP: "Fear Is A Man's Best Friend" – Channels. J. Robbins' new band. Nice cover.
NP: "USA=#1" – Avenue D. Ah, Avenue D. I didn't even know they were still around. Catchy fucking song.
NP: "You Owe Me One" – ABBA. One of their last recorded songs, apparently to be on an album which never came out. Just released on some complete ABBA boxset thing. Amazing song. Do not ever ask me to take ABBA or The Carpenters out of my ipod. It's not going to happen.
NP: "Monster" – Ladyfuzz. Haven't a clue about this. But I like it. Reminds me like 1% of Peaches, and like 3% of if Britt Daniel were a chick.
NP: "Chariot" – Page France. I don't even remember where I grabbed this. I can't put my finger on what this reminds me of. Vocally it's drawing me to something that's on the tip of my tongue, but I just can't make it out. Frustrating. I guess maybe The Arcade Fire, but it's something else, too.
NP: "The Fall" – Peter And The Wolf. Kinda plain, but pleasant.
NP: "Down At Columbia And Cameron" – The Physics Of Meaning. John Vanderslice meets The Posies?
NP: "Collection" – Young People. I hear there's a new Young People album coming soon. Here's a song from an older record.
NP: "10 Gallon Ascot" – Tapes N' Tapes. The first British band with a strong Clap Your Hands appreciation?
NP: "Black Refuge" – Junip. Jose Gonzales' band.
NP: "No One's Gonna Love You Like Me" – Mary McBride. From the "Brokeback Mountain" soundtrack.
NP: "A Love That Will Never Grow Old" – Emmylou Harris. Also from "Brokeback Mountain." One thing I DID like about this movie is that the music was very minimal and kept in the background and never was used as a bullshit editing device, or to cover up for bad writing. This song was used to great affect, however, if only for about twelve seconds.
NR: The New Yorker. Almost caught up!



Brutal poker. Played in the $120 freezeout at BBBB, started 10 minutes late, already 2 of the 10 players are knocked out and one guy got 'em both. He's tripled up and everybody else is basically even-stacked. I whittle away, whittle away, play well, play smart, get some good cards, make good decisions, and eventually it's down to two players, me and the guy that was the big stack the entire tourney. We have exactly the same amount of chips. And before we even play a hand heads up we decide to chop up the $990 evenly, tip the dealers $90, and walk away with $450 each. A nice little $330 profit, and finally a good tournament performance from front to end.

And then i decide to sit down at the 1-2 NL table. And I get a horrible beat on a stupid stupid STUPID move by a horrible player, go on tilt (after losing $600 to him that hand), and then proceed to lose $1750 on the cash game table.

Really bad.

And this after losing some dumb money over the weekend that I shouldn't have, and an internet session that went from being up $250 playing 3-6 limit to being even to being down $300 playing 5-10 limit. So, basically I pissed away $2000 over the last couple of days.

And then I get bored and put $50 online, to just play 1-2 limit and waste some time while doing other things. First hand I get AA, and it loses. Next hand I limp with A5diamonds, flop a gutshot and a flush draw, hit the flush on the turn, and the guy hits a boat on the river. The next hand I limp on the button with K3 hearts. The flop comes 2 hearts, including the Ahearts. No flush this time, and I fold on the river. Two hands later I limp with A10spades, the flop comes with the Kspades and Qspades, I ram and jam the pot until I get all-in, but... no flush, no straight, no straight flush. Seven hands of 1-2, down $54.

Amazing.

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Finally saw "Brokeback Mountain" last night. Definitely been thinking about it a lot, but haven't really formed my opinion of it yet. One thing going against it is that afterwards I read the Alice Munro short story "Wenlock Edge" in The New Yorker from two weeks ago. It's one of the finest pieces she's ever done, and in some way it's triggered some of the same synapses to fire.

Which also leads me to such an obvious question: why hasn't any of Alice Munro's stuff been converted to screenplay? I mean, I know most of her stories involve flashback, internal monologue. But converting the story being told in a character's head into a story being viewed by an outside observer... It IS possible. I'm guessing Brokeback Mountain in the original short story form may be quite similar. It could be something along the lines of Robert Altman turning Raymond Carver short stories into "Shortcuts", or something like Wallace Shawn's rendering of "The Designated Mourner" (or even this: watched the PBS taping of the original John Malkovich + Gary Sinise version of Sam Shepherd's "True West" and was spellbound). As I'm thinking about trying my hand at a screenplay of some sort, this just seems like an idea that could be done. And NEEDS to be done.

Speaking of "True West": it IS amazing just how much of "Adaptation" is taken from "True West". The base / criminal brother showing up, writing a cliched "modern western" screenplay, the conflict between the two. I'm shocked nobody seems to have picked up on it, at least in the reviews I ever read. A quick google search for "true west adaptation charlie kaufmann" does kick up a bunch of responses, but... it's weird how nobody called it out immediately.

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I've never been so ashamed of my state, or of my college. The whole Dover School District "intelligent design" case. At least the judge (and the Dover voters) did the right thing. But not until one of the leading "scientists" for the intelligent design cause, a professor at Lehigh University, made me cringe a million times over. Combine that with the fact that the sophomore class president of Lehigh robbed a bank last week, apparently to pay off online poker debts, and I'm definitely... ashamed. Ashamed is the right word, too. Makes my skin crawl.



12.19.05 "You're an idiot, you're retarded, and nobody will ever love you."

NP: The playlist listed below. Not posted, because it's huge.
NR: Just started "Encounters" by Juan Garcia Ponce.



A dinner party playlist (cocktails, dinner, dessert, and more cocktails):

Nick Drake Black Eyed Dog
Otis Redding These Arms of Mine
Steely Dan Any Major Dude Will Tell You
Talk Talk Ascension Day
Bob Dylan It's All Over Now, Baby Blue
Simon & Garfunkel Mrs. Robinson
Willie Nelson Pick Up The Tempo / Phase And Stages (Theme)
Francoise Hardy Loving You
Johnny Cash Oh Lonesome Me
The Concretes Say Something New
The Velvet Underground Sweet Jane (Full Length Version)
Squeeze Tempted
Spoon Car Radio
Sea Ray Revelry
Monsieur Mo Rio Bonne Chance (Good Luck)
The Waterboys Fisherman's Blues
The Aluminum Group Easy On Your Eyes
Leona Naess Learning As We Go
Van Morrison Caravan
Brian Eno Burning Airlines Give You So Much More
The National Daughters Of The Soho Riots
Django Reinhardt Brazil
Antonio Carols Jobim & Luiz Bonfa Samba de Orfu
Amadeus Quartet Brahms - Streichquartett a-moll, op. 51 No. 1 - 1.
Amadeus Quartet Brahms - Streichquartett a-moll, op. 51 No. 1 - 2.
Amadeus Quartet Brahms - Streichquartett a-moll, op. 51 No. 1 - 3.
Amadeus Quartet Brahms - Streichquartett a-moll, op. 51 No. 1 - 4.
Amadeus String Quartet Brahms - Quintett f-moll, op. 34 - 1.
Amadeus String Quartet Brahms - Quintett f-moll, op. 34 - 2.
Amadeus String Quartet Brahms - Quintett f-moll, op. 34 - 3.
Amadeus String Quartet Brahms - Quintett f-moll, op. 34 - 4.
Cowboy Junkies Blue Moon Revisited
Bedroom Walls I've Been Thinking A Lot About Dots On The Wall
The Magnetic Fields Busby Berkeley Dreams
Aretha Franklin Since You've Been Gone
Charles Wright & Watts 103rd St. Rhythm Band Love Land
Jamie Lidell Multiply
Shrimp Boat Honeyside
Tom Waits Downtown Train
David Bowie Changes
The Coral Dreaming Of You
Neil Young Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
Billy Bragg Greetings to the New Brunette
Pixies Dig For Fire
Electric Light Orchestra Mr. Blue Sky
Modest Mouse Paper Thin Walls
Pavement Silence Kit
Ride Vapour Trail
The Kinks The Village Green Preservation Society
Ladytron Blue Jeans
The Cure A Forest
Creedence Clearwater Revival Bad Moon Rising
Bloc Party Banquet
The Replacements Can't Hardly Wait
The Who I Can't Explain
Violent Femmes I Held Her In My Arms
Neutral Milk Hotel Holland, 1945
The Go-Betweens Spring Rain
The Cult She Sells Sanctuary
Jawbox Savory
The Pogues Haunted
Mercury Rev Delta Sun Bottleneck Stomp
Ike & Tina Turner Bold Soul Sister
Four Tet A Joy
Hόsker Dό Green Eyes
The Replacements Alex Chilton
Blur There's No Other Way
The Psychedelic Furs Pretty in Pink
My Morning Jacket Lowdown
New Order Ceremony
T.Rex The Slider
Broken Social Scene Lover's Spit
The Kinks Waterloo Sunset
Nick Drake Hazy Jane II
Built To Spill Car
Elliott Smith A Fond Farewell
This Mortal Coil You and Your Sister
Echo & The Bunnymen Bring On The Dancing Horses
The Magnetic Fields 100,000 Fireflies
Clearlake I Dreamt That You Died
Shrimp Boat Small Wonder
The Left Banke Walk Away Renee
Leadbelly Goodnight Irene

90 songs, 6.2 hours. Started at 7 PM, and kicked Jon Manders out the door when "Goodnight Irene" came on. He would make a good Irene should he decide to go transgender someday.



12.16.05 Newmyer's Seven Nuts

NP: "Dondante" – My Morning Jacket. Walking to work at BBBB from the subway last night, this song came on shuffle on the ipod. As I near work, I realize that the song isn’t even close to being over, and that I’m actually 5 minutes early. Rather than interrupt, I walk around the corner and watch traffic enter the Battery Tunnel and listen. I saw this song 20 times this summer, but fuck if it didn’t catch me this time more than any other. I miss those boys. Best wishes to Jim in recovering from pneumonia.
NP: "Swing Gently" – Leona Naess. Been trying to work out a good sequence for this record forever. The show the other night was amazing. I think it finally gave me a little clarity into what order these songs are supposed to be in. This is (I believe) my favorite on the album. On the version she gave me it was #2. The first version of the sequence I did had it as the album closer, but now I think it's more important to be heard earlier. I have it as the fourth track now.
NR: Nov. 28th issue of The New Yorker. I skipped back three weeks. I’m only 1.5 issues behind, now.



Finished third in the 18-person BBBB $80 freezeout last night. On the bubble. Played really well the entire way, and was short stack of the three players left, but not ridiculously so. Had about 6000 in chips when the leader had 12000 and second had about 9000. On the hand where I went all-in, I had a pair of tens (top pair) with a king kicker, but Sean was open-ended. And then he turned a third heart when he had the Q of hearts in his hand, and I don’t have a heart. And then he hits a Queen on the river for an overpair. Frustrating. That turn card gave him a million outs. I would have rather lost to the straight or the four-flush than to the pair of queens.

Oh, well. I played well, so I can’t complain. But I am.

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So… I just made a few new web pages. I’m finally releasing it to the world: For your consumption (and poker playing pleasure), the best poker game ever: Newmyer's Seven Nuts.







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